DLsite Held an Insane Hentai Proficiency Exam
It’s over, it’s done, but the otaku product marketplace DLsite held a “Proficiency Exam,” basically a test about hentai on its website in November of this year, rewarding participants with a 100% discount coupon plus special items.
The exam was divided into three categories: All Ages, Adult, and Otome/BL +18. The tests were designed to measure your otaku knowledge related to DLsite. All exams were multiple choice.
Luckily, it is still possible to view the questions from the exam, and they are INSANE. For example, take a look at some of the questions that appeared on the DLsite test:
[Question] Which of the following minerals does not exist according to scientific classification?
(1) Dickite
(2) Cummingtonite
(3) Analcite
(4) Bonerite
[Question] I am a special condition that passively accumulates pleasure by blocking the recognition of external stimuli. Reason remains intact, while only the body is pushed toward the extreme of arousal. In my world, the five senses are paralyzed, leaving only inner impulse. The ultimate prize is witnessing the catharsis of reason collapsing after repeated clí*axes, as the accumulated pleasure is recognized all at once the moment the block is released. I guarantee inevitable collapse.
What am I?
(1) Time Stop
(2) Sensory Deprivation
(3) Tentacle
(4) Body Modification
[Question] Arrange the following sentences (A–D) to describe the logical progression of a certain genre.
A: I no longer knew what was right or wrong. All I knew was that I could never return to my former self.
B: But one day, I was defeated and taken prisoner. My enemy tried to break my pride with praz*r, not with a sword. At first, I resisted the shame and fought to endure it.
C: I was a proud lady who had sworn to protect my people. I believed such impure desires had nothing to do with me.
D: Yet repeated prazr slowly melted my will. My body grew hot, and the words once spoken for justice turned into helpless gemdos.
(1) C – B – D – A
(2) C – D – A – B
(3) A – D – B – C
(4) C – D – A – B
[Question] Which of these does not have a penis?
(1) Futanari
(2) Cuntboy
(3) Otoko no Ko
(4) Dickgirl
[Question] Which famous actor openly admitted that they like hentai?
(1) Samuel Jackson
(2) Johnny Depp
(3) Sydney Sweeney
(4) Aubrey Plaza
[Question] Which hentai genre is also used to describe a food in Japanese?
(1) netorare
(2) bukkake
(3) paizuri
(4) ahegao
[Question] What is the main reason B claims to enjoy NTR works — what kind of supreme satisfaction do they gain?
(1) Because the heroine’s purity falling is painfully pleasurable.
(2) Because the protagonist’s pain becomes an exciting spice.
(3) Because they feel a sense of accomplishment that becomes a source of energy.
(4) Because the melancholic “Sage Mode” becomes addictive.
[Question] Which option best describes the feeling or perception that A has toward B after learning about B’s way of enjoying NTR works?
(1) A felt uncomfortable, believing their own way of enjoyment was denied after learning about the difference in empathy targets.
(2) A felt contemptuous, thinking B was not a true NTR fan because B’s enjoyment differed from A’s.
(3) Although A felt a sense of incongruity (questioning whether B was a masochist), A developed strong interest and curiosity regarding B’s complex and unique sensibility.
(4) A realized that B’s “sense of accomplishment” was the orthodox way to enjoy NTR and decided to change A’s own “painful” way of enjoying it.
Completely insane, right? Still, I think an event like this is pretty fun, and you even got a 100% discount coupon and other rewards. I hope DLsite holds more exams like this.
Below are some reactions to the test:
“There’s no way this is real, what the hell is this?”
“Man, if college and work exams had questions like these…”
“If only my English tests at school were like this”
“But why?”
“Two questions are long conversations about NTR”
You can check all the questions that appeared across the three exams.